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| Ellen DeGeneres |
But seriously, I think overall.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I ask people why they have dee.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I think they should have a Bar.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I was coming home from kinderg.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I was raised around heterosexu.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I'm on the patch right now. Wh.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
In the beginning there was not.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Just go up to somebody on the .. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Just go up to somebody on the .. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
My grandmother started walking.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Nothing says holidays, like a .. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
People always ask me, 'Were yo.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Sometimes you can't see yourse.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on th.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
You have to stay in shape. My .. |
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| Chris Rock |
A man is only as faithful as h.. |
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| Chris Rock |
A white boy that makes C's in .. |
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| Chris Rock |
Black people dominate sports i.. |
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| Chris Rock |
Charlie Brown is the one perso.. |
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| Chris Rock |
Every town has the same two ma.. |
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| Chris Rock |
Everyone has favorite criminal.. |
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| Chris Rock |
Gay people got a right to be a.. |
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| Chris Rock |
George Bush hates midgets... |
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| Chris Rock |
Gun control? We need bullet co.. |
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| Chris Rock |
I don't get high, but sometime.. |
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| Chris Rock |
I live in a neighborhood so ba.. |
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| Chris Rock |
I'm in show business... I want.. |
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| Chris Rock |
If a woman tells you she's twe.. |
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| Chris Rock |
Right now, my job is that I'm .. |
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| Chris Rock |
School shootings were invented.. |
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| Chris Rock |
There are only three things wo.. |
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| Chris Rock |
Welcome to the 77th and last O.. |
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| Chris Rock |
Who's judging American Idol? P.. |
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| Chris Rock |
Yeah, I love being famous. It'.. |
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| Chris Rock |
You don't pay taxes - they tak.. |
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| Don Rickles |
Eddie Fisher married to Elizab.. |
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| Don Rickles |
The old days were the old days.. |
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| Don Rickles |
When you enter a room, you hav.. |
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| Don Rickles |
Who picks your clothes - Stevi.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
And we love to dance, especial.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
Hell hath no fury like a liber.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I am really enjoying the new M.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I never believed in Santa Clau.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I never learned hate at home, .. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I wouldn't mind paying taxes -.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I'm not a comic. I'm a humoris.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, .. |
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| Dick Gregory |
If they took all the drugs, ni.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
In America, with all of its ev.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
In most places in the country,.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
Just being a Negro doesn't qua.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
Political promises are much li.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
Riches do not delight us so mu.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
We thought I was going to be a.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
We used to root for the Indian.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
When I lost my rifle, the Army.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
When you have a good mother an.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
You know why Madison Avenue ad.. |
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| Stephen Fry |
An original idea. That can't b.. |
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| Stephen Fry |
As someone who worked hard for.. |
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