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| Ellen DeGeneres |
But seriously, I think overall.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I ask people why they have dee.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I think they should have a Bar.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I was coming home from kinderg.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I was raised around heterosexu.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
I'm on the patch right now. Wh.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
In the beginning there was not.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Just go up to somebody on the .. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Just go up to somebody on the .. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
My grandmother started walking.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Nothing says holidays, like a .. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
People always ask me, 'Were yo.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Sometimes you can't see yourse.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on th.. |
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| Ellen DeGeneres |
You have to stay in shape. My .. |
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| Don Rickles |
Eddie Fisher married to Elizab.. |
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| Don Rickles |
The old days were the old days.. |
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| Don Rickles |
When you enter a room, you hav.. |
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| Don Rickles |
Who picks your clothes - Stevi.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
And we love to dance, especial.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
Hell hath no fury like a liber.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I am really enjoying the new M.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I never believed in Santa Clau.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I never learned hate at home, .. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I wouldn't mind paying taxes -.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
I'm not a comic. I'm a humoris.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, .. |
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| Dick Gregory |
If they took all the drugs, ni.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
In America, with all of its ev.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
In most places in the country,.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
Just being a Negro doesn't qua.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
Political promises are much li.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
Riches do not delight us so mu.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
We thought I was going to be a.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
We used to root for the Indian.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
When I lost my rifle, the Army.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
When you have a good mother an.. |
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| Dick Gregory |
You know why Madison Avenue ad.. |
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| Chris Elliott |
But I don't think I was ever d.. |
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| Chris Elliott |
I missed the boat when I was d.. |
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| Chris Elliott |
I think the whole idea of me w.. |
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| Chris Elliott |
I'm not a competitive person... |
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| Chris Elliott |
Somehow, by just continually p.. |
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| Chris Elliott |
That's what keeps me up at thr.. |
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| Ana Gasteyer |
Be tenacious. Get as much stag.. |
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| Ana Gasteyer |
I always loved comedy but I di.. |
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| Ana Gasteyer |
I played Liddy Dole last year .. |
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| Ana Gasteyer |
I'm a liberal inside a liberal.. |
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| Ana Gasteyer |
I'm not a standup, but I play .. |
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| Dick Smothers |
Folk music was out there. Club.. |
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| Dick Smothers |
It works much like a marriage,.. |
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| Dick Smothers |
Our shows today are better and.. |
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| Dick Smothers |
We learned a verse of this and.. |
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| Louie Anderson |
A real estate closer. Oh, what.. |
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| Louie Anderson |
Dr. Phil was very helpful and .. |
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| Louie Anderson |
I felt ashamed for what I had .. |
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| Louie Anderson |
I have a very warm spot in my .. |
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| Louie Anderson |
I started a big part of my car.. |
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| Louie Anderson |
I was with a famous comedian w.. |
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| Louie Anderson |
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people.. |
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